OK, I'm Curt and we're here in the studio with Terry, Howie, Jimmy, Peter, Paul and John:
Well guys, we all know what's going to happen on the field tonight, but the real question is about this Year Without Sports guy. Who here thinks he's going to go the whole night without watching the SB?
Terry for one is Fired Up! So how about it Terry?
TERRY: Well, Curt: Groundhog Day, Groundhog Day, Groundhog Day.
CURT: Groundhog day?
TERRY: That's right, Curt. You see, when I was a little, itty-bitty boy, I would wait to hear if that ol' Punxsutawney Phil was goin' to see his ol' shadow and give us SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER! Oh man! I would get so upset when that miserable, l'il woodchuck would see his miserable, l'il shadow, which meant I'd suffer another six more miserable weeks of winter. It was awful. And that's how it must be for this No Sports Dude. Six weeks of winter and nothin' to break it up. Oh my Godfrey. I can remember that feeling, Curt. I can remember it!
CURT: But Terry, you grew up in Louisiana. Did you really have a winter!
TERRY: Ahhhhha!!! I gotcha Curt. See that? I gotcha, Curt, I gotcha!
JOHN: Booom. You got him good, Terry. Boom. Don't worry about the horse being blind. Always load the wagon. And then BOOM!
CURT: That's funny guys. Madden, what are you doing here?